I have to preface this entry by saying that at the time of the first half of the story I was in no way stressed or upset. Our morning had gone pretty smoothly and I thought I was in a pretty good mood! Anyway...
On Wednesday morning, after dropping Gabe off at school, I was running errands with Will and Sam. As we were driving around, Will and I had a conversation that went something like this...
Will: "Mommy, you just need to relax! Take deep breaths, like this...(he proceeded to demonstrate his version of deep breaths)."
Me: "Honey, I am relaxed."
Will: "I'm not Honey, I'm Will. Mommy, you need to relax! Take deep breaths! Please!"
Me: "Okay, but I am relaxed." (I take deep breaths, just like he demonstrated.)
Will: "No, you need more deep breaths!"
Me: (After taking lots of deep breaths...) "Am I relaxed now?"
Will: "Not yet, you have to take 14 deep breaths. Like this..."
This conversation continued along these same lines for several minutes before Will finally decided I was relaxed enough. I believe Will might have been preping me for what he did today...
This afternoon I sent Gabe and Will to use the bathroom so we could be ready to run an errand. Gabe came back fairly quickly telling me that Will had put something in the toilet and now it was gone. So, I followed Gabe back to the bathroom (Will is no where to be found - he has started hiding when he knows he's about to get into trouble.). In the toilet is a roll of toilet paper (still rolled up), but I can't find the plastic holder (is there a name for that thing?). Gabe tells me that the "stick" was in the toilet but Will flushed it and now it's gone.
I holler for Will to join us in the bathroom. No response, so I start counting. I get to the number 2 and hear him yelling, "Here I come!" (he knows that if he doesn't show up by the time I get to 3, he's in even bigger trouble). He emerged from under his bed declaring, "I'm sorry, mom. I'm really bery sorry, mom." (Sounds like a confession to me!)
Luckily, Mark was on his way home for lunch. So, I sent Will to time out (he has become very familiar with being in time out lately) where he had to wait for Mark to evaluate the situation and then talk to him. After a stern talking to by both myself and Mark, I think Will understands why he got into so much trouble.
When Mark got home from work for the day, he started the process of trying to rescue the "stick". In the end, he had to pull the toilet out in hopes of finding the "stick". At one point, the toilet was in the back yard...we had the "white trash" thing going on (why didn't I think to grab the camera?). Thankfully, a trip to the backyard is just what the toilet needed. Mark was able to force the "stick" out with some irrigation tubing we had.
I don't think Mark particularly enjoyed his afternoon project. However, I'm very thankfully he's such a handy guy (though Gabe was disappointed that we didn't get to have a plumber come)! Hopefully that is the last time Mark has to go searching for a "stick" or any other object...
In order to tie the two stories together, I must thank Will for teaching me his relaxation techniques. By using what he taught me the day before I was able to remain calm and relaxed in an otherwise stressful situation! Thank you Will for teaching me such a valuable lesson...just don't make me have to take deep breaths too often!